i died

I died after a bike crash. While taking my mate to school. We crushed on another friends bike. On the pavement there were people walking. They were also friends. The other bike we hit lost control and crushed on them. They were holding scissors. The scissors flew away from their severed hands and hit another friend in the eye. He lost his balance and got into the road. Then he got ran over by a teacher's car, and soon after he lost control he drove in the gas station and made a huge explosion. The explosion killed 25 people. The fire spread and burned the whole of Nicosia. Nicosia got burned. And so did Cyprus, except Nicosia. Cyprus was the reason of conflict between the Turks and Greeks. The Greeks were blamed for the dead on the Turk side. They were bombed with A-Bombs and an atomic war began. The world was wiped out. And the little martians from Venus laughed their asses off.